Happy 50th birthday, Daddy! “Fifty Shades of Grey” may be a best-selling novel series, but its clumsy descriptions of a man with sadistic proclivities as he… puts the moves on… have garnered it a reputation as truly cringe-worthy media. You, my dear father, have your own best-selling collection of Dad moves. Your dancing skills are legendary, if sometimes painful to watch, and they’ve provided us with endless entertainment (and mild embarrassment). While we may have occasionally wished for a safe word as you bust out those moves with little care for social convention, you bring the rhythm, the groove, and the laughter to our lives. Keep rocking those Dad moves, Dad! Here’s to many more years of epic dance-offs and unforgettable memories. Love you, Daddy!