Funny Happy 70th Birthday Wishes

It’s happening! The big 7-0. Someone special in your life is turning 70 years old, and they deserve to be celebrated! There are so many wonderful ways to kick off this new decade of life, and a unique and interesting birthday greeting is a perfect addition to all of it. So let’s get the party started! 

Seventy Years Full of Thrills!

The exciting 70s are here and ready to get the party started. Turning 70 doesn’t have to slow anyone down. After all, that was the age of Benjamin Franklin when he signed the Declaration of Independence. What’s more, 70 feet is the length that Olympic archers have to shoot at, platinum is for a 70th anniversary, and the atomic number for ytterbium is 70. There’s so much to discover with the number 70, and you’re invited to take these birthday greetings and wishes and make them your own for the 70-year-old in your life. 

How to Wish a Happy 70th Birthday:

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Get to Birthday Sharing Greetings! 

Now it’s your turn! Time to pick your favorite birthday greetings and wishes, customize them, and share them with your friend or family member for their 70th birthday. Nothing brings a smile to someone’s face more than knowing they have been thought of in such a unique way. These are sure to brighten any birthday celebration! Enjoy!